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Monday, September 7, 2009 at 12:01 PM
 Ok, so i'll start with this thingy first.HAhx wats that?You shld know manzxc. no,its not a giant green hotdog-.- Dun be stupid,its nt a cucumber.... any idiot would know that its is a JAPANESE cucumber XD This is its "official records of the green long "tube" (seriously if its in one whole piece it looks like a green 'P') Birth date :unknown(i think is late last year or early this year) Marriage:none(everyone likes to litter but cucumber loves to go 'green' so noone likes him) deathdate:on a special day(teachers day) Today, we have gathered here in this 'honourable' place to give respect to our fellow friend whom we had known not long ago. He made us laugh with his physical appearance... He nvr left us though we treated him badly. Now, he die alr,only then i know that i got care for him and he also got care for me.WalaoEH *cries* NAH,joking.thats not wat i really wanted to say. He died tragically. Actually he died when he was born-.- I liked to say he was born to die XD it got all smashed up by a bus. Jiacheng accidentally broke his cucumber and threw it everywhere some parts flew to the field behind the bus top and this flew to the bus pathway. so its only when the bus came we then realised that its was too late to be saved (actually dun save also can cuz i dun wan too =) Ladies and Gentlemen thats how you blend a cucmber without buying a blender X)  Come on does it really look like shit on sand? maybe if u tried the "shit on the sand" you'll think is heaven.hahx I made on one day.cant remember... is'nt it nice? Hey,im a guy i dun really do this type of stuff. But gonna make it again for 'someone' (shit on a sand)  Another soul gone.I lost my 'Condom' I'm serious You think this is veryyyy funny is it? Actually it is. But thats nt my point. To beloved condom, You've been with me since march this year. though u r white and i'm brown. you're nvr racist and u nvr laughed at me when i did something so embarrasing like knocking into a glass wall when iwas about to walk out you served me well, mostly my phone your color made you more attractive than my phone's color(black) you protected my phone from being molested by girls and gays. Now you're gone. Hope you rest in peace and go back to Heaven (geylang) Labels: When one is lost a new one is born.(shld i buy a new one?) |
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