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Monday, October 24, 2011 at 2:17 PM Horrible morning
I always believed that how you start your morning every single day, determines your mood. What we see in movies, are perfect mornings. Funny how people could just get up as soon as the clock buzz. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?? You see people like me, adapts to conditions where they can sleep even in noisy areas. My family sleeps at different times. So when i wanna sleep my bro could be watching TV and i have to adapt to that. So if manufacturers create a clock with an alarm that sounds almost like rejection button in "America got talent." HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO WAKE UP? LOL Then in the movies when the family guy wakes up, he gets all dressed up and walks to the dining room the mom would be there. Small little rascals would be there. EVEN THE DOG WOULD BE THERE. then you'd see a perfect looking orange juice jar. and toasts on the plate. HAHA. The family guy would have his breakfast. A kiss to his wife and he sets off for work Perfect. As soon as i wake up. People like me who suffers from the problem mentioned above, would go through this morning hangover which i like to call = Zombie mode. we'd be rolling around the bed, wishing it was like a magic carpet from Aladin and just fly us to the bath room. Usually when we do get out of bed, our head would just tilt on side our eyes would be half open and we walk all the way to the bathroom. Sometimes i see my maid in the kitchen and she'd be " good morning ~~" and i would be murmuring some alien language "errrehgajhkghhjghcvd" just to acknowledge the conversation. I'd get out of the bathroom only to finally be awaken by the clock. People like me are so adaptable, we learn how to sleep while standing in the shower room LIKE A BOSS! YO! This is the time when I realised i had spent 30 mins in the shower. and the mad rush comes. and i'd start putting facial soap cream on my tooth brush, and i'd rush out of the toilet getting my things ready only to worry about whether i've forgotten to bring anything. and i'd be going to the kitchen standing there for 10 sec and forgetting why i wanted to go there. THE MAD RUSH. as soon as i got everything ready, i get to the dining table, -__- nth. no orange juice jar. no toast. EVEN THE DOG'S NOT THERE. but i didnt care anyway. i was alr late. I got my things and rushed out to the lift. As soon as i got to the lift, The centre lift came up to my floor. You see, my block has 3 lifts. lift A, lift B and lift C. all which are named - The Snail Express. I don't know which era the lift came from but it is just too slow. Given its name i shall not explain the first problem, the second is that recently, i had a spooky encounter with lift B which is the centre lift. I came home one night only to find out that the door of lift be was half opened at the lobby of the block. HALF OPENED. and we all know how lift works right usually if you press for a lift and one lift comes, if you try to press again a second lift would not come. and the problem was that lift couldnt go up. It just stood there. So back to that morning, as the centre lift came, I was like... ..."c'mon... God, really?" I went in, pressed the 1st floor button. The door closed and i was " thank god.." and then it opened. " OH HELL NO!" i tried it again and again, -.- failed. I ran to the staircase and rolled down like JACK AND JILL rushed to the bus stop, and like all miracles, I was still 2 mins early before the bus came. I thought to myself, maybe i still have a chance for my PERFECT MORNING. I got up the bus and i noticed a few stares, and instantly i knew what was going on. i was sweating profusely. and you know at awkward times where you've made a mistake and try to cover it up by doing something and ending up making a fool out of yourself, YEAH that was what I tried to do BUT YOU CANT ACT LIKE ITS RAINING IN THE BUS. haha so i did what all of us would do. I took out my phone. Awesome morning.=D Labels: I kinda enjoyed blogging this post. |
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