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Friday, September 25, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Nong Nong time no blog eh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIjiKj-sOp8&feature=related read it as u hear the vid dun watch it just hear... and read the stuff below as u hear... wait until the trailer starts=) WE've been hiding Jong's fund$$ WE are out numbered by many notes Jong the have strength that canot be measured.... This is John cockner if you're hearing this you are the idiot I tot you knew this is a blog so many have been updated its controling ppl's mind taking human tissuepaper and in the future I dunno if we can open this door If we keep lying to teacher hor WE ARE DEAD WE ARE ALL DEAD!! You better use soap if you have.. ------------------------------Terminator salvation--------------------------------------------- is it funny?ahhas maybe nt-.-zzz People....turn to your ... I mean sec1 students and above, sorry ar P6 and below... TOO BAD hahx its PG13 ok sec 1 class stand... (goodafternoon mr she she) thank you class! today i'll be teaching on chapter D8 on Issues on sex wat is sex?Sex it means Sai Enough =X if u dunno wat is the meaniing of SAi ... turn to the cowford dictionary and check... dun come to my kopitiam and kaqiao me.. premature sex is highly recommeded. NOT! its totally nt cool. my adfviser Ronaldo pek said"it is nt cool to do it nw you're still so young tmr do better.." thank you ronaldo.. This is wat happen to premature _ _ _  This young child is the daughter of the guy beside her... cant u see it in her face she's so sad...-.- so thats it for today class,dun do it today, do it tmr... cuz tmr sat nt my business if kena problem XD -------------------------------THE END-------------------------------------------------------- LIKE REAL hahas fools  This was actually cut out from the japanese sumo's chest if u dunno wat is a sumo, go at dictionary hahahs JK!! anyway if you're agirl and you put it on your chest wat does it look like??? hahahs lol
your name is now ah bee dun like ar?nvm too bad thank you for your service... i dun need you anymore i got condom 2 (kar cheng) so R.I.P (reincarnate in peace) hahs jk hehhe I lost my 'Condom' I'm serious You think this is veryyyy funny is it? Actually it is. But thats nt my point. To beloved condom, You've been with me since march this year. though u r white and i'm brown. you're nvr racist and u nvr laughed at me when i did something so embarrasing like knocking into a glass wall when iwas about to walk out you served me well, mostly my phone your color made you more attractive than my phone's color(black) you protected my phone from being molested by girls and gays. Now you're gone. Hope you rest in peace and go back to Heaven (geylang) Labels: Thats my sister you idiot... |
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Monday, September 7, 2009 at 12:01 PM
 Ok, so i'll start with this thingy first.HAhx wats that?You shld know manzxc. no,its not a giant green hotdog-.- Dun be stupid,its nt a cucumber.... any idiot would know that its is a JAPANESE cucumber XD This is its "official records of the green long "tube" (seriously if its in one whole piece it looks like a green 'P') Birth date :unknown(i think is late last year or early this year) Marriage:none(everyone likes to litter but cucumber loves to go 'green' so noone likes him) deathdate:on a special day(teachers day) Today, we have gathered here in this 'honourable' place to give respect to our fellow friend whom we had known not long ago. He made us laugh with his physical appearance... He nvr left us though we treated him badly. Now, he die alr,only then i know that i got care for him and he also got care for me.WalaoEH *cries* NAH,joking.thats not wat i really wanted to say. He died tragically. Actually he died when he was born-.- I liked to say he was born to die XD it got all smashed up by a bus. Jiacheng accidentally broke his cucumber and threw it everywhere some parts flew to the field behind the bus top and this flew to the bus pathway. so its only when the bus came we then realised that its was too late to be saved (actually dun save also can cuz i dun wan too =) Ladies and Gentlemen thats how you blend a cucmber without buying a blender X)  Come on does it really look like shit on sand? maybe if u tried the "shit on the sand" you'll think is heaven.hahx I made on one day.cant remember... is'nt it nice? Hey,im a guy i dun really do this type of stuff. But gonna make it again for 'someone' (shit on a sand)  Another soul gone.I lost my 'Condom' I'm serious You think this is veryyyy funny is it? Actually it is. But thats nt my point. To beloved condom, You've been with me since march this year. though u r white and i'm brown. you're nvr racist and u nvr laughed at me when i did something so embarrasing like knocking into a glass wall when iwas about to walk out you served me well, mostly my phone your color made you more attractive than my phone's color(black) you protected my phone from being molested by girls and gays. Now you're gone. Hope you rest in peace and go back to Heaven (geylang) Labels: When one is lost a new one is born.(shld i buy a new one?) |
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Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 7:33 PM
It really ahs been a long time since i posted Joris even said its a dead blog... yeah waaaaaaatever. I'm starting to get used to the life in sec sch. Though i dun have many friends to share secrets and stuff... still I'm starting to call sch 'home'..=D 6 years,I've been in the same class in the same pri sch for 6 years yet i didnt know she was a good friend until now. wonder why i find her noisy last time =X Wow,cant believe this, I'm growing up. I'm nt saying as in height i mean in character. Have you? Are you sure? I'm sure you have Zack once said,embrace your dreams... if you want to achieve something you have to have dreams do you have any? I'm sure you have. well,my dream is.... Labels: Arthur Calwell once said it is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies |
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